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83-year-old reports a break-in in progress but the police won’t show up – his solution is ingenious

83-year-old reports a break-in in progress but the police won’t show up – his solution is ingenious

Wife complains about her naked body – but her husband instantly regrets what he says next

Wife complains about her naked body – but her husband instantly regrets what he says next

🤣 𝗔𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 👉 A nervous young priest is preparing for his first sermon. 😰🙏👍 𝙅𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙊𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙮

🤣 𝗔𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 👉 A nervous young priest is preparing for his first sermon. 😰🙏👍 𝙅𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙊𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙮

A priest and nun spend the night together - funny joke

A priest and nun spend the night together

Attila the hun’s giant pet snake refuses to eat christian nuns - funny clean bad joke

Attila the Hun’s giant pet snake refuses to eat Christian nuns

🤣 𝗔𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 👉 A husband and wife needed to use “a code” to indicate they wanted to have sex..

🤣 𝗔𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 👉 A husband and wife needed to use “a code” to indicate they wanted to have sex..

Lady asks about the toilets in switzerland – but the priest’s unexpected answer shocks her

Lady asks about the toilets in Switzerland – but the priest’s unexpected answer shocks her

JOKE: "Take a glass of vodka up with you, and every time you start to feel nervous, take a sip."

JOKE: “Take a glass of vodka up with you, and every time you start to feel nervous, take a sip.”

🤣 𝗔𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬! 👉 A policeman stops a little old lady dragging two bags... 😂 𝙁𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙅𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙨

🤣 𝗔𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬! 👉 A policeman stops a little old lady dragging two bags… 😂 𝙁𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙅𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙨

Dad enters his son’s room and finds this note - funny school joke

Dad enters his son’s room and finds this note

Man answers the phone in the locker room - funny clean joke

Man answers the phone in the locker room

🤣 𝗔𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 👉 She loosened his pants, and began to massage his manhood... 👍 𝙅𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙊𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙮

🤣 𝗔𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 👉 She loosened his pants, and began to massage his manhood… 👍 𝙅𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙊𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙮