An old Italian man goes to church for confession

Joke About An Old Italian Man Going To Church For Confession

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An old Italian man goes to church for confession, he starts “Father forgive me for I have sinned.  During the war I hid a young Jewish girl in my cellar”.

“That was a wonderful thing you did and needs no forgiveness”, Said the priest.

“That’s not all, we struck up a romantic relationship, we made love everyday and sometimes twice on Sundays”.

The priest thought for a while then said. “Those were difficult times, and things happen that otherwise wouldn’t, you are forgiven my son”.

The old man starts to leave , then turns and says “Should I tell her the wars over?”