If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me – they were cramming for their finals.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
So what’s the speed of dark?
Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?