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Marine finds out that his girlfriend is cheating

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A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan.


While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend.


“Dear John, I can no longer continue our relationship.  The distance between us is too great.  I must confess that I have cheated on you twice, and this situation is not fair for either of us.

I’m really sorry.

Love, Elizabeth

– P.S. Please return the picture you have of me”


The Marine, his feelings hurt, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they had of mothers, sisters, girlfriends, cousins, ex-girlfriends, or aunts.


After a while he had obtained a sizeable collection, and so he stuffed all 35 of them into an envelope, including the picture of Elizabeth, along with this letter:


“Elizabeth, I can’t quite remember which one you are.

Please take your picture from the pile and return the rest.

Take care, John”


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