Little Johnny Joke 😆 Little Johnny’s wife went to the doctor about his lack of sex drive… 😆🤣
An elderly woman from Florida had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband Little Johnny’s lack of sex drive.
The doctor asked, “Have you tried Viagra?”
“No way,” the old lady replied. “He doesn’t even take aspirin.”
“No problem,” the doctor replied. “Just give him some Florida Viagra.”
“What’s Florida Viagra?” she asked.
“It’s simple. You discreetly put the Viagra in his coffee when he’s not looking. He won’t even taste it. Try it and let me know how it goes in a week.”
A week later, the old lady called the doctor.
“Oh my goodness!” she cried. “It was awful! Just awful!”
The doctor asked, “Really? What happened?”
“I did what you said,” she replied. “I put the pill in his coffee, and the effect was immediate…”
“He jumped up from the chair, and his eyes were blazing with desire.”
“With one quick move, he swept all the cups and the tablecloth off the table, tore my clothes off, and took me right then and there on the table.”
“It was a nightmare, I tell you, a nightmare!”
The doctor, worried, asked, “But why was it so bad? Shouldn’t that be a good thing?”
“Oh yes, it was the best thing to happen to me in 25 years!”…
“But I can tell you right now, I will never be able to show my face in that downtown Starbucks again!”
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