Little Johnny Joke 😂 Little Johnny asked the old man for a peach that tasted like pussy… 😂🍑
Little Johnny and the Magic Peaches 🍑😂
Little Johnny was driving down a long stretch of country highway when he approached a fruit stand. 🚗🍇
The sign above read, “We have peaches that taste like anything and everything, guaranteed!” 🍑✨
Johnny thought about it and decided to stop. 🚗💨
He thought this has to be bullshit. So he approached the old, feeble man behind the stand and said, “So, you have peaches that taste like strawberries and cream?” 🍓🍦
The old man handed him a peach, and Johnny took a bite. “Mmmmmm, tastes like strawberries,” he said. 🍓😋
“Turn it around,” the old man said. 🔄
Johnny turned it around, bit into it, and the other side tasted like cream. 🍦😲
Johnny thought for a second and said, “How ’bout steak and baked potato?” 🥩🥔
The old man behind the stand looked for a second, then came up with a new peach. He handed it to Johnny. 🍑🤔
Johnny bit into it. “Tastes like steak,” he said. 🥩😋
“Turn it around,” the old man said. “Wow, POTATO!” 🥔😮
Johnny thought really hard for about 2 minutes before he finally blurted out, “O.K. old man, I bet you don’t have one that tastes like pussy!” 😏🍑
The old man produced another peach very quickly and handed it to Johnny. 🍑💨
Johnny took a big bite out of it, chewed a couple of times, spat it out, and said, “Man, this tastes like SHIT!!” 🤮💩
The old man just grinned and said, “Turn it around!!” 😂🍑
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