Little Johnny Joke 😂 Little Johnny and His new Bride were banned from Church for being devious… 😮😳

Little Johnny Joke 😂 Little Johnny and His new Bride were banned from Church for being devious… 😮😳

Little Johnny and the Church 😂🙈

Little Johnny and his new bride were planning their future together and soon realized they wanted to join a church. ⛪💑

They went to their local church and asked how to join and take part in church life. 🙏

The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks to show that you are serious about your faith.” 🚫💏

The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. 📅

The pastor asked them, “Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?” 🤔

“Pastor, I’m afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,” Little Johnny replied. 😳

“What happened?” inquired the pastor. 😮

“My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust, lifted her skirt, pulled down her panties, and took her right then and there.” 🌽😵‍💫

“You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church,” stated the pastor. 😐

“I understand,” said Little Johnny, “We’re not welcome at the grocery store anymore either.” 😂🤣

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