Little Johnny is in class one day and the teacher asks, “Who can use the word ‘contageous’ in a sentence?”
Little Johnny shoots his hand up. None of the other children raise their hand.
The teacher groans inwardly, but says, “Yes little Johnny, can you use the word contageous in a sentence?”
Little Johnny says, “Well Miss, we were at home the other day, and our dad looked out the window…”
“He saw our neighbour painting the fence with a two-inch brush…”
“He said, ‘It’s going to take the contageous’.”
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