〰️🌟 The #FunnyJokes🌟〰️
Never get a crush on a tennis player…
Love means nothing to them.
A recent study showed that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship are cheating…
Now I’ve just got to figure out if it’s my wife or my girlfriend.
My friend told me, “Your wife and daughter look like twins!”…
I said, “Well, they were separated at birth.”
My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”…
I told him I drink it.
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water?…
I was like “well damn.”
I had never tried drugs before…
But now I’m up to speed.
My deaf girlfriend just told me “I think we need to talk.”…
That’s not a good sign.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?…
Claude.
What weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?…
A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
What do you call a man who’s lost 95% of his brain capacity?…
Horny.
And last but not least:
My girlfriend has been working as a magician’s assistant for a few years now and she’s picked up a few tricks.
I came home from work the other day to find her dressed in her magician’s assistant’s little sexy outfit.
She said ‘Abracadabra!’ and my mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked. Poor Dave must’ve wondered what the heck was going on.
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