〰️🌟 The Funny Jokes 🌟〰️
I got a crappy birthday present—-a dictionary with the front and back pages missing.
Things just went from bad to worse. 😃 😄 😁
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My son told me he wanted to get a Masters Degree in burrowing animals.
I told him to gopher it. 😃 😄 😁
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My wife and I reviewed our finances and realized we can retire and live comfortably without working ever again.
If we die by the next weekend! 😃 😄 😁
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They say ‘Dress for the job you want, not the job you have’.
Now I’m in a disciplinary meeting wearing a Batman costume. 😃 😄 😁
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My best friend who stutters died in prison.
Poor guy didn’t even finish his sentence. 😃 😄 😁
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My wife asked me what “mansplaining” means.
Now what am I supposed to do? 😃 😄 😁
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A blonde woman was on the very top diving board of a swimming pool.
She was about to dive in when the attendant came running up, shouting, “Don’t dive, there’s no water in that pool!”
“That’s great!” said the woman,…
“I can’t swim!”
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