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Two young boys, Bobby and Tommy, are sharing a hospital room

Two young boys, Bobby and Tommy, are sharing a hospital room.

After getting to know each other a little bit, Bobby eventually asks Tommy, “Hey, what’re you in the hospital for anyway?”

“I’m getting my tonsils out,” explains Tommy. “And I’m a little worried.”

“Oh, don’t worry about it,” Bobby says. “I had my tonsils out and it was actually not so bad. I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!”

“Oh yeah?” replies Tommy. “That’s not bad.

So, Bobby, how about you? What are you here for?”

“I’m getting a circumcision, whatever that is,”

Bobby answers.“Oh my god! A circumcision?” Tommy cries.

“I got one of those when I was a baby. I couldn’t walk for two years!”

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