Gym Fail: A Hilarious Lesson in Dating Strategies!

My girlfriend recently dumped me and I decided it was time to start fresh.

I had put on quite a few pounds lately and wanted to get back into better shape.

So I went to my local gym and found an instructor that appeared to know his business.

I asked, "Excuse me, can you please tell me which machine here will help me attract the most beautiful women?"

He looked me up and down, then said,

"Yeah, the ATM outside."