Funny Jokes: The pastor is invited for dinner, and is shocked by the little girls telling of grace

~~ Joke 1 ~~ A church pastor is invited to dinner at the house of a parishioner.

The pastor sits at the table with the family.

The mom requests her daughter, age six, say grace before the meal.

She sits in silence.

“It’s okay, dear,” the mother calms her. “You can do it. Just repeat what you heard daddy say before breakfast this morning.”

The little girl folds her hands, bows her head, and says in a loud voice,

“Oh good lord, why did you invite the pastor over for dinner tonight?”

~~ Joke 2 ~~

Children left alone in the backseat can cause accidents.

Which is quite ironic, considering that accidents in the backseat can cause children.