Funny Joke: Maria was a 19 year old maid who wanted a pay rise

Maria was a 19 year old maid who worked for a wealthy Californian couple.

She wasn’t well paid, and one day she asked her boss, Mrs. Darcy, for a pay increase.

Mrs. Darcy was annoyed at this and asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria replies, “Well señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.”

“The first is that I iron better than you.”

Mrs. Darcy asks, “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria answers, “Your husband said so.”

“Oh.”

Maria continues, “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

Mrs. Darcy scoffs, “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria answers, “Your husband did.”

“Oh.”

Maria finishes, “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”

Mrs. Darcy demands angrily, “Did my husband say that as well?”

Maria grins,

“No señora, the gardener did. I'd like that pay rise now.”