Divine Dilemma Rabbi Seeks Heavenly Advice!

The son returns a year later and tells his father that he is now a Christian.

The father is upset and calls his friend who is also Jewish.

“You won’t believe this, my son David moved out for a year, came back, and told me he is now a Christian.”

His friend says, “You won’t believe this… my son Benjamin moved away for a year and when he came back HE also was Christian!”

Both upset, they call their rabbi and explain what happened.

The rabbi says, “You won’t believe this, my son Joshua moved away and when HE came back he told me he was now a Christian as well!”

The rabbi suggests they call God and tell him.

The rabbi tells God that all three men had sons who moved away and converted to Christianity and don’t know what to do.

God said to them, “You won’t believe this, my son moved away and became a Christian, too.”

And the rabbi asked, "So, what did you do?"

God smiled,

"Wrote a new testament."