A cop pulls a man over for speeding

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A cop pulls a man over for speeding 🚓

As the man rolls down the window, the cop says, "Sir, you were doing 70 in a 50 mph zone. Any particular reason you were in such a hurry?" 😠

The man responds, "Well, I didn’t want you to find the 200 kilos of crack I have hidden in the backseat 💼."

"Or the anthrax bomb in the glove compartment 💣."

"Or the dead hooker in the trunk ⚰️."

"Or the six-year-old girl tied up next to the hooker 👧."

"To be honest, I'm so drunk and high right now 🍻, that there might've been a few things I've forgotten."

The cop, thinking this is the arrest of a lifetime, calls for backup 📞.

They search the car thoroughly and test the man, finding absolutely no evidence of anything the cop said he confessed to — or any wrongdoing at all 🚔

Once the search is done, another cop apologizes for wasting his time, saying the arresting officer thought he was dealing with some kind of drugged-up criminal 👮‍♂️.

The man responds, "Sounds like he's got quite the imagination,"….

"I bet he told you I was speeding too?" 🤣