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Funny Joke: Surprise Birthday Gone Wrong Wife Discovers Husband's 'Bowling Buddies' at the Club!

A wife decides to take her husband, Mike, to an adult club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club, and the doorman says, “Hey, Mike! How ya doin’?”

His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.

“Oh no,” says Mike. “He’s on my bowling team.”

When they are seated, a waitress asks Mike if he’d like his usual and brings over a Heineken.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Heineken?”

“She’s in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”

Just then, a performer comes over to their table, throws her arms around Mike, and says, “Hi Mikey. Want your usual dance?”

Mike’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Mike follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

He tries desperately to explain how the woman must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says,

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