A man, wracked with guilt, decides to confess

A man, wracked with guilt, decides to confess via text message to his next-door neighbor:

“Hey James, I need to get something off my chest. I can’t take the guilt anymore.”

“I’ve been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around.”

“It’s been so amazing I just couldn’t stop myself.”

“Sometimes it’s just a quickie, but other times, it lasts for hours.”

“I know it’s no excuse, but I don’t get it this good at home.”

“I can’t keep living with this guilt.”

“I’m so sorry. I promise it won’t happen again.”

Feeling betrayed and furious, James smashes his phone against the wall, screams at his wife that he wants a divorce, and storms out without a word. 💥😡

Moments later, another text comes through to the shattered phone on the floor:

“Silly autocorrect. I meant ‘WiFi.’” 📱😅