The farm hand wins a bet by whispering something naughty
A man in a small town goes to a bar with his horse π΄. He tells everyone in the bar that nobody can make his horse laugh π. The bet is on, and one man after another goes to the horse and tells him a joke, but nobody can make the horse laugh π .
Late in the day, an older farm hand strolls into the bar πΆββοΈ and takes on the bet. He walks up to the horse and whispers in its ear π€«. Suddenly, the horse breaks down laughing hysterically π€£. The farm hand collects his winnings and leaves with a smirk π°.
A month later, the same man comes back with his horse π and makes another bet: nobody can make his horse cry π’. All afternoon, everyone tries, but nobody can make the horse shed a tear π.
Then, late in the day, the same farm hand returns to the bar πΆββοΈ. He hears about the bet and decides to take it on again. He puts his money down π΅, walks outside to the horse, and whispers something in its ear. Next thing you know, the horse is rolling on the ground, crying uncontrollably π.
The man with the horse, bewildered, says, "Before I give you your winnings, you have to tell me how you did it."
The farm hand grins and replies, "Well, the first time, I told the horse I had a bigger dick than he did,"β¦ π.
"And to make him cry, I proved it." ππ€£