How the Juggler Keeps His Balls in the Air!

🎪 A woman buys a circus and makes herself the RINGMISTRESS. 🎩✨

In order to break the ice with her circus talent, she decides to talk with each of the performers in a nonchalant manner to learn more about their respective arts. She goes backstage before the show and tells the entire staff to line up and that she will address them three at a time… 🤹‍♂️🤡🎤

The first three acts she will be speaking with are The Fat Lady, The Comic Clown, and the Juggler.

"I am the new Ringmaster of this circus, and I would like to get to know each and every one of you better," she began. 🎤🗣️

"Please, tell me… What is something that you do so that when you are on stage, in front of our large and attentive audiences, it reduces your performance anxiety?" 🎟️🤔

The Fat Lady said, "I am a singer. Before my performance, I have a tall warm glass of water and then chew peppermint gum for ten minutes. That way, when I sing, I never have a dry mouth and hit every note with precision and full volume." 🎶💧🍬

"Very good!" said the Ringmistress. 👍😊

The Comic Clown said, "With my act, it is important to get the crowd going. I do 100 jumping jacks, 50 pushups, and then I find a beam hanging above the floor backstage. I do 15 chin-ups. When I go on stage, my body is pumped and the energy transfers to and from the audience, and they love me." 🤡💪🏋️‍♂️

"Excellent form!" stated the delighted Ringmistress. 👏😄

The juggler looked around sheepishly,

"I stay away from others and just play with my balls." 🤹‍♂️🔴🔵🟢