The guy finds a genie's lamp and makes a hilarious requestโฆ
๐คฃ ADULT JOKE ๐ The guy finds a genie's lamp and makes a hilarious requestโฆ ๐๐ฏ ๐๐ผ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ ๐ข๐ณ ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐
This guy pulled up to the bar in a brand new Cadillac. ๐โจ
He gets out, walks inside, pulls out a roll of twenties, and starts buying everybody drinks. ๐ต๐ป
The weird part was he had a head the size of a grapefruit. ๐คฏ๐
The bartender, curious, says, โHey man, not to be rude but I have to askโฆ whatโs with your tiny head?โ ๐น๐ค
The man shrugs and says, โWell, it's a funny story. Youโve probably heard the stories. I was traveling around the Orient and found this old oil lamp. I figured I might as well give it a shot and so I rubbed it. All of a sudden, this gorgeous genie comes out of the lamp and gives her whole spiel about 3 wishes.โ ๐ฎโจ๐งโโ๏ธ
โFirst thing I wished for was this roll of $20โs that never ends. Iโm still spending the thing. Works great.โ ๐ต๐ต๐ต
โSo for my second wish, I asked for a brand new Cadillac that becomes new again every year. Pretty great to always have a brand new car.โ ๐โจ
โThe problem was, I sort of hit a brick wall and didnโt know what else to wish for. I thought for a bit and told the genie, โWell, Iโm not sure what else to wish for, but you are pretty hot. Want to fool around?โโ ๐ฅ๐
The genie responded, โHey, itโs your wish. But Iโm just smoke from the waist down. Not a whole lot of fun there.โ ๐จ๐
So I asked,
โHow about a little head?โ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐