He was watching his dad's 'adult movies' when this happenedโฆ
๐คฃ ADULT JOKE ๐ He was watching his dad's 'adult movies' when this happenedโฆ ๐๐ฏ ๐๐ผ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ ๐ข๐ณ ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐
A woman pregnant with triplets had a hunting accident with a pumpgun. ๐ฅ
She was rushed to surgery, but 3 of the buckshot shards could not get removed without endangering the kids, so they remained in her. ๐ฅ
Later she delivers 2 boys and a girl, all healthy and well. ๐ถ๐ถ๐ง Time goes by and nobody even thinks about the accident anymore when they all become teenagers. โณ
Then one day, one of the boys runs to his mum, โMum, I was standing in front of the toilet, peeing, when suddenly I heard a sharp PLING-sound!โ ๐ฝ๐
The mother, remembering the accident, tells him not to worry about it, it wouldn't happen again. ๐
The next day, the daughter comes running to her. ๐โโ๏ธ
โMum, I was sitting on the toilet, peeing, when suddenly I heard a sharp PLING!โ ๐ฝ๐
Again, the mother tells her not to worry, it would never happen again. ๐
A day later, the last son came running to his mother. ๐โโ๏ธ
She said, โI know, you were peeing and you heard a weird sound, right?โ ๐ค
โNoโฆโ said the son, scratching his head. โI was watching one of Dadโs, uhhh, exotic movies, and when I, uhh, got excited,โโฆ ๐ณ๐บ
โI somehow shot the cat!โ ๐ฑ๐ฅ