An old man was feeling a bit lonely and got a pet to keep him company…

🤣 ADULT JOKE 👉 An old man was feeling a bit lonely and got a pet to keep him company… 😂 Funny LOL

An old man was feeling a bit lonely and decided he needed a pet to keep him company 🐸.

So, off to the pet shop he went.

He searched around, but nothing caught his eye—except for one ugly frog.

As he walked by the barrel it was in, the frog looked up and winked at him!

The frog whispered in a feminine voice, "I’m lonely too, buy me and you won’t regret it."

The old man thought, 'What the heck, might as well,' since nothing else had interested him.

So, he bought the frog and headed to his car.

While driving, the frog whispered again in a sexy voice, “Kiss me, you won’t be sorry.”

The old man figured, 'Why not?' and kissed the frog.

Immediately, the frog turned into a stunning, beautiful young princess 👸.

Then, the princess kissed him back, and you know what the old man turned into?

The first motel he could find! 🏨

He’s old, not dead! 😏