"I have a confession to make. Iโm not a virgin"โฆ
๐คฃ ๐๐ข๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ฅ ๐๐๐จ๐๐ง๐ฆ ๐ "I have a confession to make. ๐ฌ Iโm not a virgin"โฆ ๐ ๐๐ช๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฎ ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐จ
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, โI have a confession to make. ๐ฌ Iโm not a virgin. Iโve been with one other guy.โ
The husband replies, โOh yeah? Who was the guy?โ ๐
The wife responds, โTiger Woods, the golfer.โ ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
The husband nods and says, โWell, heโs rich, famous and handsome. ๐ I can understand that.โ
The couple then makes passionate love. ๐ When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. โ๏ธ
The wife asks, โWhat are you doing?โ ๐ณ
The husband replies, โIโm hungry. Iโm calling room service.โ ๐ฝ๏ธ
The wife teases, โTiger wouldnโt do that.โ ๐
The husband, surprised, asks, โOh yeah? What would Tiger do?โ ๐ค
The wife responds, โHeโd come back to bed and do it a second time.โ ๐
The husband drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time. ๐ช When they finish, he goes back to the phone. โ๏ธ
The wife asks again, โWhat are you doing now?โ ๐
The man replies, โIโm still hungry, so Iโm going to ring room service for some food.โ ๐๐ฅช
The wife smirks and says, โTiger wouldnโt do that.โ ๐
The husband sighs, โOh yeah? What would Tiger do?โ ๐
The wife, smiling, replies, โHeโd come back to bed and do it one more time.โ ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
The husband, determined, puts the phone down and heads back to bed. ๐ฉ Exhausted after the third lovemaking session, he shuffles back to the phone and starts to dial. ๐
The wife asks, โAre you calling room service?โ ๐
The man replies,
โNo! Iโm calling Tiger Woods to find out whatโs par for this damn hole!โ ๐ก