When Perfect Vision Isn't Enough: A Golf Story
🤣 When Perfect Vision Isn't Enough: A Golf Story 😂
Albert is 75 years old and has played golf every day since retiring 15 years ago.
One day, he arrived home with a sad face and complained to his wife, "I stopped playing golf. My eyesight is so bad now that every time I hit the ball, I can't see where it goes."
His wife sympathized and made him a cup of tea.
As they sat down, she said, "Why don't you take my brother, Bob, with you and try again?"
"That's not good," Albert sighed, "your brother is 85 years old. He can't help."
"Bob may be 85," said the wife, "but his vision is perfect. 🤓"
So, the next day Albert went to the golf course with Bob.
After teeing up, Albert made a powerful swing and squinted at the fairway.
He turned to his brother-in-law and asked, "Did you see where the ball went? 👀"
"Of course!" said Bob. "I have perfect vision. 🌟"
"Great! Where is the ball?" asked Albert.
Bob paused, scratched his head, and said, "I forgot. 🧐"