Four Men Are In Hospital Expecting Babies
Four men are in a hospital because their wives are having babies.
A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, "Congratulations, you're a father of twins! ๐ถ๐ถ"
The man says, "That's wild, because I work for the Minnesota Twins! โพ๏ธ"
The nurse says to the second guy, "Congratulations, you're the father of triplets! ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ"
The man says, "Wow, that's a coincidence, I work for 3M! ๐ข"
The nurse tells the third guy, "Congratulations, you're the father of quadruplets! ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ"
The man says, "Unbelievable! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel! ๐จ"
The last man is freaking out and banging his head against the wall. ๐คฏ
The nurse asks him, "What's wrong? Trying to get a headache?"
He replies, "No, I'm doomed! I work for 7UP! ๐ฅค๐ฑ"