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Iโ€™ll open this crocโ€™s mouth and place my manhood insideโ€ฆ

๐Ÿคฃ ๐—”๐——๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—ง ๐—๐—ข๐—ž๐—˜ ๐—ข๐—™ ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐——๐—”๐—ฌ! ๐Ÿ‘‰ Iโ€™ll open this crocโ€™s mouth and place my manhood insideโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐™๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™…๐™ค๐™ ๐™š๐™จ

An Australian drover walks into a bar with a ๐ŸŠ pet crocodile under his arm.

He puts the croc up on the bar and says, โ€œIโ€™ll make you all a deal. Iโ€™ll open this crocโ€™s mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for 1 minute. Then heโ€™ll open his mouth and Iโ€™ll remove my unit unscathed. In return, each of you will buy me a drink ๐Ÿป.โ€

The crowd murmured their approval.

So the man stood up, dropped his trousers, and placed his credentials in the crocโ€™s mouth.

The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped ๐Ÿ˜ฒ.

But after a minute โณ, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc on the head.

The croc opened his mouth, and the man removed his genitals unscathed, just as promised.

The crowd cheered ๐ŸŽ‰, and drinks were delivered.

After several pints, the man stood up again and said, โ€œIโ€™ll pay $100 ๐Ÿ’ต to anyone willing to give this stunt a try.โ€

A hush fell over the crowd ๐Ÿคซ.

After a while, a hand went up in the back. A blonde woman timidly spoke up,

โ€œIโ€™ll try it, but you have to promise not to hit me so hard with that bottle!โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ

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