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Joke of the Day 😂 The man suggested to the woman they act like a married couple | Daily Funny Jokes

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    𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲’𝐬 𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞: Joke of the Day 😂 The man suggested to the woman they act like a married couple | Daily Funny Jokes

    𝐄𐓣𝗃ⱺ𝗒𝖾ᑯ 𝗍ɦ𝖾 𝗃ⱺ𝗄𝖾? Don’t forget to:

    ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ
    ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛ
    sʜᴀʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ
    sᴜʙsᴄʀɪʙᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ʟᴀᴜɢʜs

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    A man and woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.

    He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

    “I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend we’re married.”

    “Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.

    “Good,” she replied. “Get your own damn blanket.”

    After a moment of silence, he farted.
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