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    A man has three girlfriends but doesn’t know which one to marry.

    So, as a test, he gives each of them $5,000 to see how they spend it.

    The first girlfriend gives herself a complete makeover. She got a new hairstyle, new makeup, and a whole new wardrobe. When asked why she did this, she said, “I wanted to make myself beautiful for you because I love you so much.”

    The second girlfriend bought him a bunch of gifts, including a new set of golf clubs, an iPad, and an 80-inch flatscreen TV. When asked why she did this, she said, “I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much.”

    The third girlfriend took the money and invested it in the stock market. She doubled her investment, gave the $5k back to him, and re-invested the rest. When asked why, she said, “I’m investing this money for our future together because I love you so much.”

    The man thought long and hard about how each girlfriend spent the money, and, after careful consideration, he married the one with the biggest tits.
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