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A boat wrecks on a deserted island, leaving only a man and Scarlett Johansson as survivors.
Scarlett starts to bond with the man over time, and eventually, the two grow close and begin having sex.
The man thinks everything is fantastic for a while, but eventually, monotony sets in, and he starts feeling the weight of time.
Scarlett notices his change in mood and asks, “What’s wrong? Can I help?”
The man hesitates but eventually responds after Scarlett insists. “Would you really do anything?” he asks cautiously.
Scarlett reassures him, “Of course I would.”
The man nervously suggests, “Well, could you tie your hair back? Like, as if it were short?”
Scarlett laughs but agrees. “No problem. Like this?”
The man nods, “Yeah, that’s perfect. And could you, maybe, put something on your lip, like, as if you had a mustache?”
Scarlett obliges again. “Sure, like this?” she says, mimicking a mustache.
The man smiles. “Yes, just like that. Also… would you mind if I called you John?”
Scarlett raises an eyebrow but shrugs. “John? Sure, call me whatever you want.”
The man continues, “And, uh… could you talk to me in a deep, manly voice?”
Scarlett rolls her eyes but plays along. “Okay… what’s up?” she says in a deep voice.
The man beams with excitement and exclaims,
“John, you’re not gonna believe this… I’m fucking Scarlett Johansson!!!”
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