Jokes Of The Day
A poor peasant is travelling the woody trails of Sherwood, when a hooded man walks up to him.
Robin Hood: “HALT!”
“I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor, now give me all your money!”
Peasant: “I have nothing, I’ve been hungry for years you see”
Robin Hood: “Very well then poor man, take this!”
Robin Hood gives the poor man a sack, filled to the brim with gold coins.Ā He then fades away into the forest.
The peasant stares in disbelief, exclaiming: “I can’t believe it, I’m Rich!”
“HALT!”
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