I’m Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor!

Robin hood joke

A poor peasant is travelling the woody trails of Sherwood, when a hooded man walks up to him.

 

Robin Hood: “HALT!”

 

“I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor, now give me all your money!”

 

Peasant: “I have nothing, I’ve been hungry for years you see”

 

Robin Hood: “Very well then poor man, take this!”

 

Robin Hood gives the poor man a sack, filled to the brim with gold coins.ย  He then fades away into the forest.

 

The peasant stares in disbelief, exclaiming: “I can’t believe it, I’m Rich!”

 

“HALT!”

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