I realized after all this time, that I had never taken my son out for a drink

I realized after all this time, that I had never taken my son out for a drink

While reading an article about fathers and sons drinking together…

… I realized, after all this time, that I had never taken my son out for a drink.

 

So off we went to our local bar, which was only two blocks from the house.

 

I got him a Guinness.  He didn’t like it, so I drank it.

 

Then I got him a Killian’s.  He didn’t like that either, so I drank it.

 

Losing hope, I ordered him a Harp Lager.  Nope, he didn’t like that neither.  I drank it.

 

I thought maybe he’d like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson’s.  Nope, no cigar!

 

In desperation, I had him try that 25 year old Glenfiddich.  The bar’s finest scotch.

 

He wouldn’t even smell it.  What could I do but drink it!

 

By the time I realized he just didn’t like to drink, I was so shit-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!

Two builders go into the pub after a hard day's work

Two builders go into the pub after a hard day’s work

This texas cowboy always orders three drinks at the bar

This Texas cowboy always orders three drinks at the bar