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On a quiet, dusky evening, Martha trudged through the front door of her quaint suburban home.
Upon entering the kitchen, however, she was met with an unexpected sight that quickly chased away the tranquility of the moment.
Her husband Albert, an ordinarily laid-back man, was in the midst of an unusual activity. He was pacing back and forth with the determination of a soldier, brandishing a fly swatter like a sword, his eyes scanning every corner of the kitchen with intense focus.
“Albert, what on earth are you doing?” Martha asked, her brow furrowed in both amusement and confusion.
Without breaking his concentration, Albert responded without missing a beat, “I’m on a quest, my dear. A quest of great importance — I’m hunting flies!”
Martha chuckled, shaking her head at the absurdity of the situation. “And pray tell, brave knight, has your quest yielded success?” she inquired with a playful tone, indulging in the theatricality of the moment.
“Indeed, it has!” Albert exclaimed triumphantly. “I have vanquished five of the winged beasts — three males and two females, to be precise.”
Martha was taken aback by her husband’s sudden expertise in fly gender identification. With a quizzical look, she probed further, “That’s quite impressive, Albert. But how in the world can you distinguish between male and female flies?”
“Easily,” Albert mused, a smirk spreading across his face, “The three males met their fate upon the beer can, and the two females — well, they were engaged in a rather lengthy gossip session on the phone.”
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