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A troubled married man entered the confessional and faced his priest with a heavy heart.
“Father, I must confess, I came perilously close to committing adultery with another woman.”
The priest leaned forward, puzzled, and asked, “What do you mean by ‘almost’?”
With a sigh, the man explained, “We disrobed, got into bed, and our bodies just… rubbed together. But before things went any further, I halted everything.”
The priest, shaking his head disapprovingly, responded, “My son, ‘rubbing together’ is as sinful as consummating the act. You must promise to avoid that woman from this moment forth.”
As a form of atonement, the priest instructed, “For your penance, recite five Hail Mary’s, and then make a donation of $50 to the poor box.”
The man nodded, completed his Hail Mary’s with a somber attitude, and approached the poor box. However, instead of depositing the money, he stood in front of it, hesitated, and then turned to leave.
The vigilant priest, who had been keeping a watchful eye, immediately confronted him. “I witnessed your actions. You didn’t contribute to the poor box!”
The man responded with a sly grin, “Indeed, Father, but I rubbed the $50 bill against the box. And as you’ve clarified,” he said with a wink,
“…that’s just as good as putting it in!”
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