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An Aussie walks into a bar in Texas and orders a drink.
The barman gives him a drink.
The Aussie looks at the drink and comments on how big it is, he says that they are smaller in Australia.
The barman nods and says, “Everything’s bigger in Texas.”
Later the Aussie sits down and orders a steak.
When given the huge meal, he again comments on the size of it, and the waitress simply says, “Everything’s bigger in Texas.”
After several more drinks, the Aussie is feeling a bit tipsy, and decides he’d better head back to his Motel room.
Walking home, he crosses a bridge, and decides that he needs to relieve himself.
So he unzips, and is doing his thing off the side of the bridge, when an old drunk Texan man stumbles up next to him, and starts peeing off the bridge as well.
The Aussie, figuring he can one-up the old Texan, says, “Geez, the water sure is cold!”
The old drunk nods and slurs,
“Yeah, mighty deep too.”
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