Funny Redneck Joke: Bubba & Billy Bob Enter A Charity Raffle

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From: https://jokesoftheday.com
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One day when Bubba and Billy Bob were in the Little Rock Wal-Mart…

… they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.

They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

Billy Bob won 1st place – a year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.

Bubba won 6th prize – a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart.

Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, “Great!, I love spaghetti!”

Billy Bob asked Bubba, “How ’bout you, how’s the toilet brush?”

“Not so good,” replied Bubba,

“I reckon I’m gonna switch back to paper.”

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