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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, βIf I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?β
βNo, I had to stop drinking years ago,β the homeless man replied.
βWill you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?β I asked.
βNo, I donβt waste time fishing,β the homeless man said. βI need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.β
βWill you spend this on hunting equipment?β I asked.
βAre you NUTS!β replied the homeless man. βI havenβt gone hunting in 20 years!β
βWell,β I said, βIβm not going to give you money. Instead, Iβm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.β
The homeless man was astounded.
βWonβt your wife be furious with you for doing that?β
I replied, βDonβt worry about that,β…
βItβs important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.β
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