Funny (marriage) Joke: I Took A Homeless Man Home For A Homecooked Dinner

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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, β€œIf I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”
β€œNo, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.

β€œWill you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked.

β€œNo, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said. β€œI need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”

β€œWill you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked.

β€œAre you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. β€œI haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!”

β€œWell,” I said, β€œI’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.”

The homeless man was astounded.

β€œWon’t your wife be furious with you for doing that?”

I replied, β€œDon’t worry about that,”…

β€œIt’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.”

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