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Little Johnny runs into the house and excitedly shows his mother a fifty-dollar bill he found in the park.
“Are you sure it was lost?” his mother asks.
“I’m positive,” replied Little Johnny,”…
“I even saw the guy looking for it.”
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Little Johnny is late for school one day.
“I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer,” he explains to the teacher.
“Well, couldn’t your father have done that?” the teacher asks.
“Sure he could have,” Little Johnny replies,”…
“But the bull would have done a better job.”
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