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Funny Joke: Three sons compete over who got their elderly mother the best birthday present

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    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.

    Years later, they get back together to discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother for her 90th Birthday.

    The first said, โ€œI built a big house for our mother.โ€

    The second said, โ€œI sent her a Tesla with a chauffeur.โ€

    The third smiled and said, โ€œIโ€™ve got you both beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible, and you know she canโ€™t see very well.โ€

    โ€œI sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible.โ€

    โ€œIt took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000.00 a year for 10 years – but it was worth it.โ€

    โ€œMom just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it.โ€

    Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks:

    โ€œGerard,โ€ she wrote the first son, โ€œThe house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house.โ€

    โ€œHoward,โ€ she wrote to another, โ€œI am too old to travel. I stay home all the time, so I never use the Tesla – and the driver is so rude!โ€

    โ€œDearest Norman,โ€ she wrote to her third son, โ€œYou were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes,โ€…

    โ€œThat quail was delicious.โ€

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