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Three bulls on a ranch in Texas over-heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
The first bull snorts, “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”
The second bull scoffs, “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all my cows.”
The third bull says, “I’ve only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows.”
“I may not be as big as you fellas, but I’m keeping all 10 of my cows.”
Just then an 18-wheeler Mack Truck pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they’ve ever seen.
At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel unloading ramp.
The first bull says, “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”
The second bull adds, “I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I’m certainly not looking for an argument.”
They look over at the third bull and find him stomping the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.
The first bull remarks, “Son, don’t be foolish — let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.”
The third bull replies,
“Heck, he can have all my cows,”…
“I’m just making sure he knows I’m a bull.”
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