Funny Joke: These Parents heard a humming sound coming from their daughter’s bedroom

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A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter scantily clad on the bed with a vibrator.

“What in God’s name are you doing?” she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband.”

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.

When he went downstairs, he found his daughter scantily clad on the sofa with her vibrator.

“What the heck are you doing?” he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband.”

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.

In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

“What in the heavens are you doing?” she exclaimed.

He replied,

“Watching the game with my son-in-law.”

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