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Once upon a time, in a quaint town in Maine, lived an elderly man who possessed a sprawling estate, nestled amidst which there lay a serene lake, that was perfect for a quick dip. The old man had sculpted it into a welcoming spot, equipped with picnic tables, quoits courts, and beautifully lined apple and cherry blossom trees.
One fine evening, the old man decided to walk down to this tranquil retreat of his, that he hadn’t visited in a while. He picked up a crate, figuring he could collect some fresh fruits for his breakfast.
Sauntering down his trail towards the lake, the old man starts hearing a medley of giggles and screams of delight. Evidently, it wasn’t as quiet as he expected it to be. Closer he got to the lake, confirming his suspicion – a group of young women having a ‘Danny Zuko & Sandy’ moment from ‘Grease,’ skinny dipping in his lake.
His presence startled these happy swimmers, who waded to the furthest end. One of them mustered the courage and yelled, “We ain’t leaving this water until you get going, old man!”
The old man, as cool as a cucumber, responded, “Ladies, I don’t mean to intrude on your summer bash or make you flee the lake…” Raising up his crate, he then cheekily adds, “Just strolled down here to feed the elusive lake monster, Jerry!”
Moral of the story: Never underestimate the cunning of a seemingly harmless elderly gentleman!
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