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A shepherd is tending his flock in a remote pasture.
When suddenly, a shiny red BMW appears. The driver is a young man in an Armani suit, Ferragamo shoes and Polarized sunglasses.
He sticks his head out the window and asks the shepherd, “Hey! If I can tell you how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?”
The shepherd looks at him, and agrees.
The driver plugs his cell phone into a laptop and connects it to a GPS and starts a remote body-heat scan of the area. During the process he sends some e-mails.
After receiving the answers, he prints a 100 page report on the portable printer in his glove compartment, and proudly announces to the shepherd: “You have exactly 1,478 sheep.”
To which the shepherd answers: “Impressive. You can choose one sheep out of my flock.”
He observes the man pick up an animal and load it into his car.
Then the shepherd says: “If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?”
“You’re on,” the young man answers.
“You are in politics,” says the shepherd promptly.
“You are right! How could you possibly guess?” says the man, visibly surprised.
“It wasn’t a guess,” the shepherd replies. “You drive into my field uninvited. You want me to pay you for a piece of information I already know. You answer questions I haven’t asked, and you know nothing about my business.”
“Now, give me back my dog.”
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