Funny Joke: The poodle was a having a really bad awful horrible day

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A poodle and a rottweiler are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend.

β€œMy life is a mess,” he says.

β€œMy owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.”

β€œJust the other day the postman almost ran me over, I was chased by the neighbor’s cat, and then the paperboy managed to hit me with his paper-toss.”

β€œAs I was sitting there bemoaning my life, suddenly the water sprinklers came on, completely soaking me.”

β€œI think I have fleas, or at least, I’m allergic to the new bird my owner got.”

β€œAll in all, I’m a total mess, and don’t know what to do!”

β€œWell snap,” says the rottweiler, β€œWhy don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”

β€œI can’t,” says the poodle,…

β€œI’m not allowed on the couch.”

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