Funny Joke: The poodle was a having a really bad awful horrible day

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A poodle and a rottweiler are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend.

“My life is a mess,” he says.

“My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.”

“Just the other day the postman almost ran me over, I was chased by the neighbor’s cat, and then the paperboy managed to hit me with his paper-toss.”

“As I was sitting there bemoaning my life, suddenly the water sprinklers came on, completely soaking me.”

“I think I have fleas, or at least, I’m allergic to the new bird my owner got.”

“All in all, I’m a total mess, and don’t know what to do!”

“Well snap,” says the rottweiler, “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”

“I can’t,” says the poodle,…

“I’m not allowed on the couch.”

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