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Once upon a time, a burglar boldly broke into a home, confident in his skills.
As he stealthily roamed the house, he suddenly heard a soft voice whisper, “Jesus is watching you.”
Surprised but determined to continue, he brushed it off as his imagination running wild.
But then, once again, he heard the faint voice, “Jesus is watching you.”
Intrigued, the burglar directed his flashlight towards the source of the sound and discovered a parrot sitting calmly in its cage.
Curiosity got the better of him, and he decided to engage in a conversation with the talkative parrot.
“Are you the one who’s been speaking to me?” the burglar inquired.
With a mischievous glimmer in its eyes, the parrot confidently replied, “Yes, indeed.”
Curiosity piqued, the burglar continued, “And what might your name be?”
The parrot responded with pride, “They call me Moses.”
Slightly puzzled, the burglar couldn’t help but ask, “Why on earth would someone name their parrot Moses?”
Without missing a beat, the parrot playfully retorted,
“Well, my dear burglar friend, the same kind of people who would name their fierce pitbull Jesus!”
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