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So I was on my dating app, and I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched.
So after a brief chat I went to go pick her up.
I wasn’t expecting much, probably 300 pounds with bad skin – but hey, I was so desperate it was this or join an internet chatroom.
I walked up to the door and holy smokes – a 5’2″, baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, all the right curves in all the right places.
I couldn’t believe my luck.
I asked her what she did for a living.
She said she taught sunday school.
Now, I never had me a Christian girl before, but I’m open minded so I took her to dinner.
On the way, I lit a joint and asked her if she puffs.
“Oh heaven’s no, what would I tell my Sunday school children?!”
I said okay, weed’s 50/50 some people do some people don’t.
So I took her to the best restaurant I knew.
I ordered the steak, she ordered the lobster.
I then asked for the second-most expensive bottle of wine on the menu.
When the waitress came to pour, she said she didn’t drink.
I said, “You don’t drink?!”
She replied, “Oh heaven’s no, what would I tell my Sunday school children?!”
The food was excellent, the conversation was sparkling – but I’m bummed out, I don’t know what to do with a girl like this.
So I’m driving her home and pass a cheap motel – I figure, what have I got to lose.
So I ask, “Wanna get a room and fool around?”
She winks, “I thought you’d never ask!”
I say, “Really? What are you gonna tell your Sunday school children?”
She smiles and says, “The same thing I tell them every week,”…
“You don’t have to drink and do drugs to have a good time!”
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