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Funny Joke: I was on a flight and thought time would pass faster if I chat to the girl next to me

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    I was travelling on a long flight and thought the time would pass faster if I had a chat to the person sitting next to me.

    However, the person sitting next to me was a young girl, about four or five years old.

    “Hello there,” I said. “I wondered if youโ€™d be interested in chatting to make this flight go faster?”

    “Okay Mister,” said the little girl. “What do you want to talk about?”

    “Well, why donโ€™t we talk about the state of World Affairs?” I said, feeling a bit smart.

    She looks at me out of the corner of her eye, puts down her crayon and says, “Alright. But before we begin, can I ask you a question?”

    I tell her to go right ahead.

    She said, “When a horsey does a poop it comes out in long tubes, yet when a sheep does a poop it comes out in little pellets and yet when a cow does a poop it comes out flat and round. Why is that?”

    I look at her, then said, “Thatโ€™s actually a very good question. I have no idea.”

    She then said, โ€œWell Mister, how do you expect me to talk about World Affairs?”….

    “When you donโ€™t know your crap?”

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