Funny Joke: I was driving my Bronco through Colorado, when I had to swerve to avoid hitting a deer

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I was driving my new Bronco through Colorado, when I had to swerve sharply to avoid hitting a deer.

I lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the wreck to the edge of the road.

Moments later, a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman driving, who asked if I was alright.

I looked up and I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with mouth-watering cleavage.

I stammered, “I’m okay I think,” as I got closer to the side of her car to get a better look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you to my place, I’ll clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

“That’s nice of you,” I replied, “But I don’t think my wife will like me doing that!”

“Oh it’ll be alright, I’m a nurse,” she explained, “And I need to see if you have any more cuts so I can treat them properly.”

Well, she was really pretty, and very persuasive.

Being sort of shaken and not thinking clearly, I agreed, but repeated, “I’m sure my wife won’t like this.”

We arrived at her place, which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and her taking care of my cuts, I thanked her and said,

“I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I’d better go now.”

She said, “Don’t be silly!” as she leaned forward to place a hand on my knee.

“Stay for a while. She won’t know anything.”

“By the way, where is she?”

I opened another beer and said,

“Probably still in the wreck.”

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