One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on,…
So he called one of his angels and sent him to earth for a time.
When the angel returned, he told God, “Yes, it is bad on Earth. 95% of people are misbehaving, and only 5% are not.”
God thought for a moment and said, “Maybe I had better send down a second angel and get another opinion.”
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.
When the Angel returned, he went to God and said, “Yes, it’s true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.”
God was not pleased, so he decided to e-mail the 5% that were good because he wanted to encourage them and give them a little something to help keep them going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
No?
That’s okay, I didn’t get one either.
