Funny Joke: Eve was feeling lonely and wanted a mate to pair with – so God created man for her

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~~~ Adam and Eve Joke ~~~

Contrary to popular belief, it was apparently Eve who was created first.

And after a month in the Garden of Eden, she was visited by God.

‘How are things?’ asked God.

‘Everything is wonderful,’ said Eve, ‘except for these three breasts you have given me.’

‘The middle one pushes out the other two and keeps getting caught on branches.’

‘I feel as if it’s always in the way.’

‘That’s a fair point,’ said God, ‘but give me a break, it was my first attempt at this creation game.’

‘I gave the animals six, so I figured half would be about right for you.’

‘But I see what you mean, so I’ll fix it right away.’

And God reached down, tore out Eve’s middle breast and lobbed it into some bushes.

A month later, God visited Eve again.

‘How is my favourite creation?’ he asked.

‘Yes, fine,’ replied Eve, ‘but I think you may have made an oversight.’

‘You see, all the animals are paired off.’

‘The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull – in fact all the animals have a mate except me.’

‘I’m starting to feel lonely.’

‘You’re right,’ said God. ‘Silly me! You do need a mate, so I shall immediately create Man from a part of your body,’…

’Now, let’s see, where did I put that useless tit?’

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